| When I was a young lad at Hogwarts Academy, my mother
always gave me 30c every morning for lunch. On my way to school, I would
have to pass by the Valhalla Pool Hall. A very big Viking by the name of
Olaf would be out front every morning. He was big, hairy, face full of
pimples and sporting a horned helmet! Every morning, he and his horde
would stop me and demand my lunch money before I would allowed to pass.
Since this was the only way to school, I had to pay or miss class! Hungry
and heart-broken, I trudged the last mile to school, hoping that I could
borrow a crumb or two from my classmates! So, as you can see, this episode
scarred me for life. Vikings! Oh my! What horrible memories!
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Animation by Robert the
other Viking